DOODLER-IN-CHIEF

“I Don’t Draw Pictures, Okay?” Prez Claims!

OK, They’re Bad Cartoons

Hey! Looks like the Don sent a fun letter for Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th bash:

• Note outlined by a hand-drawn illustration of a naked woman (boobs included!)
• Trump’s famous squiggly “Donald” signature gracing the pubic hair location

And a juicy imaginary dialogue between two bosom-fixated buddies:

• “Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.”
• “Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it.”
• “Donald: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday—and may every day be another wonderful secret.”

Classy.

The Wall Street Journal earned a lawsuit by revealing it all.

But not till after Donnie denied everything — and then bizarrely claimed the story was concocted by Democratic presidents.

(Oops! A little reminder: Trump was in charge when the feds went after Epstein.)

Donnie claims he “doesn’t draw pictures,” but look at all the receipts of Trump doodles auctioned for charity — each signed with the same thick-marker style used for the genitalia dept. of the Epstein birthday letter.

Obama must have been busy faking all those mini-masterpieces!