PALM BEACH PERV MAGNET
Cops, Creeps, and Cut-Rate Justice
What’s the big deal about Jeffrey Epstein?
Nothing much:
- Suspected of serially molesting a minor
- Florida cops found 5 victims, 17 witnesses
- Wriggled out, copped a plea to “only” soliciting a minor — that’s a good thing, right?
- Federal charges? Poof! Gone, thanks to Miami U.S. Attorney Alex Acosta.
- (Fun fact: Acosta then landed a Cabinet gig as Trump’s labor secretary—Oh, wait. He had to quit when the Miami Herald reminded the world that Epstein abused at least 80 girls and Acosta had all but gift-wrapped a get-out-of-jail card for him.)
- New federal charges for Jeffrey: sex-trafficking minors as young as 14 across his luxe lairs in NY and Florida.
- FBI stormed Epstein’s NYC mansion, hauled off compact disks labelled “Young [Name] + [Name]”— Under-age girls? Blackmail-worthy tapes?
Epstein Epilogue: Nabbed in Jersey in July. By August, he’s dead in his Manhattan cell.
Cue the Conspiracy Circus!
Hours after the creep’s corpse was cold, Trump retweeted wild stories blaming Bill Clinton, cranking up QAnon’s fever dreams.
Donnie even promised he’d someday “release the real story.” (Oh, wait — He and Epstein were once thick as thieves.)
In fact, Trump gushed about his buddy:
“Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”
“Don and Jeff: A Love Story”! Hard to ignore such an epic romantic drama!
Elon said what everyone already assumed: Donnie “is in the Epstein files…. That is the real reason they have not been made public.”
Can’t wait for the next episode!
