3-MINUTE VIDEO GAP

Nixon fans say: Rose Mary Woods would be proud

Suddenly, after 6 years, the Trumpy Justice Dept. says Jeffrey Epstein had no “client list.”

Also: Musta offed himself, no murder to see here!

Consolation prize: “raw” video supposedly proving nobody entered Epstein’s cell on his final night.

Wired had eyes on the vid: Nearly 3 minutes are missing from the DOJ’s corridor cam footage.

MAGA was promised Epstein files — so now we get a MAGA meltdown.

Furious Trumpies torched social media, because the DOJ’s “nothing to see here, folks” story contradicts years of official teases and bombastic claims from right-wing talking heads.

Now Don says it’s his Republican supporters who are the idiots.

Well, not exactly. He actually called them “stupid” and “foolish.” 

(He also went on to insist that Democrats wrote the Epstein files that don’t actually exist — because of course they did.)

Bottom line: No client list, no closure, no telling where those 3 minutes of video went.